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will hagle Otto Von Biz Markie

I decided to give in and become fully addicted to social media

Otto Von Biz Markie will hagle A one of one

I read all 3,030 words of this great piece because I love Deltron 3030 and yes, I just realized why the word count is what it is, and whatever, now I'm gonna go give that record a spin.

all my favorite writers are so good reading them just pisses me off

The annoying LA guy who said “we live in Seattle now” all winter is just waiting for you at a coffee shop somewhere, ready to tell you “we live in Miami now”

Starting a new literary movement of writing short stories, narrating them, and putting popular TikTok songs behind them. This is how we make America read again. I’m not claiming this is the greatest story ever, but it’s proof of concept for the new #literary #movement

WRITERS! I’m looking for someone who can write about multiple topics, is good at pitching various outlets and meeting deadlines, also dabbles in fiction, and most importantly can really focus on writing for long stretches at a time.

Im not hiring but can we do a body swap?

will hagle Chicago is ass fr

I wanna move to Chicago (but I won’t)

Thanks for reading! On a bus out of nyc sounds like the ideal setting.

grammar sticklers r like constitutional fundamentalists

whenever I’m looking for things sometimes I hear dmx in my head

An insightful backstory on a really great new album