my nosey arab auntie:

loving this bulk but hating the love handles i got going on

Nooo babe I love that it’s skinny the girthmaster scares me

this video is sending me

got a haircut please clap

wearing jeans/jorts at the gym is insane 🫨

im glad all of twitter can agree that *her* fan base is the most annoying

Me as a Pokémon waiting to be used in a battle

bring back circles i need to talk shit!!

i should get on a cycle

vote yellow !

people always ask me how i got thick thighs and i really think the secret is just to grow up chubby idk what else to tell yall 😭

all in a days work

drug test came back clear oooo im about to get so blasted tonight 😭😭🩷

Countries where they seem to produce gay people:

1. Philippines
2. Brazil
3. Lebanon

just finished my second year of med school 🥳

“a moment of silence for israel”

me:

didn't realize how much i grunt when working out lol

MORPHINEEEEE the monarch that you are 😭😭🩷🩷