me 5 seconds after making a strawberry Nesquik

if i ever saw hardest geezer in the street

not shouting ‘wheeeyyyyyyy’ when someone shatters a glass in the pub

1 pint

missed out on the Glastonbury resale

we used to be a proper country

‘just a bit of a wait on the chips my guy is that alright yeah?’

sheffield remains unbeaten

Henry VIII seeing OJ Simpson arrive in Hell

putting the glass plate in the microwave back on the three little triangles the first time of trying