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Nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love icl

there are 8 billion people in the world and i only have 3 friends and one is annoying.

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too…when I was alive.

divorce is a thousand tiny deaths. today i picked my daughter up from school and muscle memory had me driving to a home that is no longer "home." i took a u-turn. felt bizarre.

Travis Kelce looks like a dude who started crafting his own 9% IPA that tastes like trash

spiritually and respectively, they are 67 and 73 years old.

Reggie played for 3 straight National Championships at USC. Caleb won a Holiday Bowl.

There’s big business in hate.

My toxic trait is thinking my phone is gonna die if it goes below 80%.

I should have been the problematic one... they get all of the attention and help with no expectations

Boy do I love watching the federaI government take hundreds of dollars out of my paycheck every week for a retirement program that will 100% not be around when I’m old enough to cash in on it

I love fall when the weather cools off and everything dies.

Somewhere someone is in tears right now in some gym locker room becuase of their body image ..but here I am eating chips and dip in the middle of the day watching Vince Vaughn’s new show All kinds of people in the world..

I just slammed my brakes so hard I found $18.50 in loose change, empty Zima bottles, a dead hooker, and a Blockbuster tape of "Encino Man."

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice

I woke up not giving a shit about college football again.

seeing people with a tucked in shirt and no belt makes me irrationally angry.

I can’t trust anyone who has no idea what an end cap is.

3 of the hardest things for people to say: 1. I need help 2. I was wrong 3. Rural