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if you’re so smart, why are you fat?

I once saw a video of a family that owned a beaver and he would build dams in the hallway using pillows and stuff he collected from around the house. Even in an environment totally unnatural to him his millions of years of training compelled him. Beavers must build dams.

this is art not the modern bullshit

PSA: Hire a CEO doubles biz in 6 months while we just scroll twitter

The weather is perfect when outside feels like inside

chinese farmer parable

Zoomers will never know that there was a time when they featured really attractive women in the sportsball magazine.

literal skin in the game

The world is round We shit on ancients for not realizing this but it’s actually an insane idea

Empathy in 1 sentence: The vietnam war is called the american war in vietnam

Just saw dog in baby carriage Want to solve birth rate problem? Ban pets

Since I'm in Berlin right now, I can't help but think about the great contribution that East Germany made to humanity. One of the most important states in the history of mankind. Here's why. Communism sounds good in theory. Centralized state that hands resources to various

You can tell how awesome something is by how drunk/high you gotta be Fake awesome: -Concerts -Clubs -Karaoke Real awesome: Sports

Everything's a game and there are no rules

Life hack: you can eat shrimp with tail on

Politics is just jocks vs nerds

incentives

You’re telling me they invented this before wheels? bs

Our last fighter against the woke

Sports will always be better than any technology