I suppose the comforting thing if you’re sick of cringey protests is that soon all protest will be outlawed and the world will end

Come see me at the Glee Club doing new jokes, spoken word. Support act + general chaos

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The only thing I like to see more than good sportsmanship is two football managers having a fight

What were the chances of baby Superman’s escape capsule landing on another doomed planet

Jeremy Hunt is the British Mario Draghi. A trusted hand imposing the will of central bankers, big firms and financial markets.

Asked by the BBC, bluntly, if he will impose cuts on the public, he says: 'Yes'.

The economy must be righted to fund the military, he says.

Eric Cantona with his Primal Scream Aida Celtic Palestine collab jersey 👏🏻

Trying to keep pace with City and PSG is a bit like having a wild cliff-top motorbike race with a bunch of handsome teenage vampires. It’s only as you skid off the side of the cliff you realise they’re just doing it for laughs and you’re the only one who can actually die here

We’re coming back! 25th October!

The position of being radical up to the point where someone does something, then wringing your hands about how it will play with Radio 2 listeners probably has its flaws

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Come see me try new jokes

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Part of Conservative Party thinking now must be about how hard this is going to be to top, comedically

Come see me try new jokes

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Duchamp put a toilet in a gallery because the mechanised savagery of WW1 made art galleries pointless. He vandalised the gallery space with the toilet. This Van Gogh Warhol soup performance is in that tradition

The one day I took a different route to school, Robbie Coltrane in a tartan suit and a Teddy Boy haircut swaggered by me, two sizes larger than life. A couple of cars beeped their horns. He wasn’t that famous then, It was more like they assumed he was nuts and approved.

Ello beauties

I am at...
1) The Stand Edinburgh on Saturday
2) The Stand Glasgow on Sunday
3) The Stand Newcastle on Monday
&
4) The The Glee Club Birmingham on Tuesday!

Would be amazing to sell these shows out so please tell your friends!

mickperrin.com/tours/elf-lyon…

Impressively, Kwasi Kwarteng has managed to be thrown under the bus he was driving over a cliff.

It's like the UK is daring Munya Chawawa to keep up at this point.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHNWt5…

Come see us next Friday!