Parallel universe where it was Coyote vs. Acmenheimer

I don't want the beach to make me old

Typical Tuesday night (+a sly Atlantic easter egg) rezinpeace

At first, I was like, 'Okay, what the heck? These Grimace shake videos don't make any dang SENSE!' But then I read a few comments, and all I have to say is: Bravo, Gen Z. Bravo.

Looked at the flags and found out they spell 'CRUISEWEAR' over and over in nautical flag code. This might be in the exact center of 'mildly interesting' as facts go

Learning about culture, and the world

Remember #binkydad lol

When You Forgot The Binky #BinkyDad

[trying to go viral on twitter] Jesus' greatest miracle? Having 12 close friends in his thirties [riding the high, forgetting what makes jokes relatable] instead of a thousand

Sunday sunday sunday #nytxw

#TheHobbit please RT and tell everyone you know to RT

Okay I lied

Costanzas that go hard

last time tweeting about a crossword solving time i promise

Someone’s doing a running bit on a Seinfeld meme group where they just explain references on the show