you're not imagining it — the New York Times really does hate Joe Biden. here's the incredibly childish reason why.
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I wrote a thing: 'the New York Times can piss up a rope' —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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I wrote a thing: 'the New York Times can piss up a rope' —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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it's Saturday, and it's time for 'this week in stupid: April 27 edition' — Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...
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Mitt Romney: 'I strapped a dog to the roof of my car'
Kristi Noem: 'hold my beer'

I'm sorry but there's no way I'm going to make it through this trial without dying of childish laughter

hey, here's Friday's post: 'this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again.' any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down.
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so basically going forward every law has to specifically state 'and this includes Donald Trump, too' or it doesn't apply to him, is that what I'm hearing

I wrote a thing: 'Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden' — and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!
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I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I've never signed my name on forged electoral certificates

yo, I wrote a thing: 'frail old fuckface can’t stop whining' — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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I wrote a thing: 'narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker' — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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Donald Trump's cellmates are going to get so fucking tired of hearing about presidential immunity

imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no member of your family will show up to support you at your trial for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to the woman with whom you cheated while your wife was at home with your newborn child

I wrote a thing: 'everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene' — why does #MoscowMarge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too.
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I wrote a thing: 'flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain' — dozy dotard Donald Trump whines about his criminal trial, too.
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pro tip: if you cheered when insurrectionist fuckfaces used flagpoles to beat cops on January 6th, you don't get to whine about what kind of flags get waved inside Congress. seriously, sit this one out

it's Saturday, and it's time for 'this week in stupid: April 20 edition' — Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...
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