BREAKING: Priti Patel has explained she was not sacked. She actually stepped down voluntarily so she could take a job at a Dalmation farm, working for a coat manufacturer x

For lent, I’m giving up adulting x

The UK Covid Alert Level has been increased from Level 3 to Level 4

how can i live, laugh or love in this country

The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

Nottingham, Liverpool now Leeds 🥴 this is actually horrific

Lockdown summer was wayy better than summer 2021

ye fella watches james bond in the bath and calls himself bubble07

Fuck - and I simply cannot stress this enough - off.

Me eating:

My white shirt: let me taste it.

Me when my dog does anything:

This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10