They/Thems when it takes Holly a week to learn the new term for Mexicans

Twitter notifications to my afternoon’s productivity

The ATF to America’s dogs

Holly and Magills to a dead horse

Let them cook

Twitter users to Holly and Magills after their TLs are nothing but us QTing this clip

Raiders fans to literally anyone else

People with a Masters degree in Literature when you tell them to pay their own student loans

38 year old gamers when you tell them to get an adult hobby

Unmarried Democrat women to their unborn babies

CatTurd and his truck to his dog

NFL players when their ex wife loses some sunglasses

The Menendez brothers after being grounded

Taylor Swift fans when you call her music mid

Me when they tell me the McFlurry machine is broken

It’s easy to decorate for Day of (No) Silence bec…

Lots of puns!

Kind of feels like… we’ve influenced The Culture here.

Planet Fitness makes me feel comfortable

Gets his ass handed to him in a debate on guns, immediately switches to becoming annoying about public transit.

Allright, Gen Z. You can buy a house now. Stop complaining.