what y’all having for lunch today

which one do you do?

“you talk to yourself?” yeah that’s my homie

i be like “communication is key” then ghost everyone for a month

it's kinda weird to think that people who are 5ft tall are only 5 subway sandwiches long

when everyone replies to your story except the target

what you doing in this situation

bro aint no ice cream in here

Apart from 'life is short' which other lines do you use before you make bad decisions?

tellin the homies how i fumbled a baddie in the club

I'll be fine

crazy how women spelled backwards is evil

'you two talking?' nah i'm getting played wassup

Blocking me so your new relationship can work is wild

I needa lame gf with NO hoe friends

Imagine being a grown adult & blaming your actions on a zodiac sign

Sorry I ghosted you, I liked you too much

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident