Have a Cracker of a Christmas 🎅🎄

Ready to pull it? 🍆🎁

I heard you were looking for a stocking stuffer 🎄🍆

Cum and sit on Santa’s lap 🍆❄️

Did somebody order extra meat? 🥩😈

You get a standing ovation 👏🍆

Submit 😈

Would you ride the meat rocket? 🍖🚀

Rock Solid 🪨🍆

The Meat Mallet 🔨🍖

Banana for scale 📏🍌

A two-handed weapon 🪓🍆

The Meat Rocket 🍖🚀

Touch your toes 😜

Dressed to Impress 😘🍆

Ready to be dominated? 😈

Climb Aboard 🍆🏴‍☠️

Let’s get some whipped cream and make a banana split 🍌🍒

Thick n Slick 👔 🍆

Cock Rocket 🍆🚀