Roses are red
Violets majestical

A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.

Every episode of Room to Improve #RoomToImprove

Omg this text from a listener about Storm Henk on Newsbeat

Bats

The moon and the tide

The moon and the tide

Common cold

Relatable Santa

Relatable Santa

I love when you meet a child and it turns out they're not a child at all but a 47 year old plasterer

#LateLateToyShow

Whoever cast this child needs a hefty pay rise #LateLateToyShow

#LateLateToyShow

‘Your make up is terrible’

#LateLateToyShow

Why does the horse look like Britney? #LateLateToyShow

This year I’ll probably be sharing late late toy show drawings on my Instagram stories rather than joining in here. I’m TwistedDoodles there too.

All I wanted was to roll dice for the swans 😔

Reminderer