a lot of people wouldn’t get it but i do

STOP SPOILING CHALLENGERS I HAVENT SEEN IT YET

Mocktails and jazz bar kinda a vibe…

Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..

Coming to terms with how bad the Taylor album is

i live in the iowa writers workshop of the mind

I’m gonna go to Starbucks before I leave and ask them to put the lavender cream in a cold brew

Just read two easy reads back to back and then opened the 2023 Booker Prize winner and my brain started aching

A man’s hear me out is the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen but she’s 40. A woman’s hear me out is Nick Mullen

At a parade, sweeping back and forth between utter boredom and unbridled joy

Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.

As for forgiveness, not for permission (from your homeowners association)

Do you think the college kids are sucking and fucking in the green tents or are they too focused on the cause

I wanna know what it feels like to be a blood soaked horse galloping from
Buckingham Palace all the way to Limehouse

If you’re a hoe out of genuine curiosity and passion for the art of love and sex and seduction, you’re fine, you’ll have a great time, you’ll be protected

I sucked his dick last night so ultimately I’m not expecting a response to my what’s your schedule like text

I’m culturally bisexual but I’m not practicing

Sometimes you go on a date and are like ok this is why I’m single, not in a bad way just like an oh I wanna go on dates with random guys and be a slut in the backseat of their Mazda but it’s ultimately so fine if it doesn’t lead to a relationship

One time in London I called domino’s pizza and tried to order pizzas for delivery and they said I had to do it online. So I called papa johns and they sent pizza to my house. Really makes you think