move to north carolina, they said. you’ll love it down there, they said.

9 days into unemployment and i understand ben's claymation phase in 'parks & rec' more than i ever thought possible.

wow someone with rare talent must've done those exceptional captions.

a person in the apartment building across from me watches all the same sporting events as i do.

i have no idea who they are but i'm fully convinced they're one of my 7-10 best friends.

wow sounds like the guy they talked to for this has a lot of unnecessarily strong opinions about audio-related subjects.

got 13 😂s on a slack today, not to brag…

spent ten minutes trying to convince my girlfriend it’s “Joe L. M. Biid”

On Thanksgiving Eve '22 our friend and partner Jade H. suffered significant injuries in a car crash. His family is under a huge amount of emotional and financial stress. Jade was always the first person to help others, maybe we can all help him. gofund.me/05f406d0

not sure there’s a scarier text you can get when your wifi is totally fine..

murray bartlett’s performance in “the last of us” has him shooting up my bartlett power rankings.

unfortunately, he’s still behind “hey arnold” creator craig bartlett, former rays and twins shortstop jason bartlett, my grandmother, and, of course, bartlett pears.

watched episode 1 of “the last of us” and couldn’t stop thinking about how quickly i would’ve been zombie food.