Potential Portillo moment timetable: 3:00am - Jenrick 3:30am - Keegan 3:30am - Hunt 3:30am - Shapps 3:30am - Coffey 3:30am - McVey 4:00am - Sunak 4:00am - Stride 4:00am - Cleverly 4:30am - Rees Mogg 5:00am - Gullis 5:15am - Mercer 5:30am - Truss 6:00am - Philp Kick'em out!!!

Greens to win as many seats as Reform? Without the constant BBC and press attention? Or the billionaire funding? Or the social media bots? The British people are so much more decent than their media

🔵Reform won four seats. 🟢The Greens won four seats. This graphic shows the four Reform seats. The four Green seats are lumped in with ‘other’. It has begun. There will be more. Call it out when you see it. Give the Greens the platform they have earned.

OMG 😱 Farage’s party came second in 120 constituencies They got 12.6% of the votes - 3rd highest vote share They got 2 MPs While the winning party only got 36.9% Oh no, wait a sec - that was UKIP in 2015! #GeneralElection2024 1/5

2015 UKIP + Tory 49.5% 2024 Reform + Tory 38% RW vote share down by 11.5% points. Don’t get me wrong, we mustn’t underestimate the damage he can do But please can the press stop making out this result is something that it’s not Same rhetoric, different badge. That’s it 5/5

Reform has five MPs. Three used to work in the City of London (including one for Lehman Brothers). One is a property magnate. One is paid £100k a year as a GB News presenter. This is apparently a “party of the people”

I am absolutely livid that photo ID is required just to vote, but it's clear that not even a basic identity check is done before someone can be listed on the ballot. No wonder Count Binface et al can run! theguardian.com/politics/artic…

I’d rather have people in government from working class backgrounds who achieved those places based on merit and hard work, than a bunch of privileged wankers whose parents paid for their opportunities.

A turd in the hand is worth… billions in profits! As OFWAT allows massive bill rises to reward Thames Water 💧’s continued failure, here’s what my experience of standing in a river full of shit has taught me about the sewage crisis, it’s origins & what we must do to fix it 🧵

Now that prisoners - including some convicted of violent crimes - are being released early due to overcrowding, it is even more outrageous that peaceful climate protesters face jail. The Tories' authoritarian anti-protest laws must be repealed.

As part of our 10-year-budget, we approved a 7-day fare cap of $50. For bus, train & inner harbour ferries. It started today. All you have to do is use your ATHOP card, once you hit $50 you’ll not pay anymore within that 7 day period. Check details here: at.govt.nz/bus-train-ferr…

Please, sir. Can I have some precedented times

I’m doing jury service & today I became the first person ever in England (I think!) to swear a legal oath on a river. With my fingers dipped in water taken from the Roding I stated my juror’s oath as follows: “I swear by the River Roding, from her source in Molehill Green to her

Tomorrow, I will begin my career as a 5’5” Olympic basketball player by calling a press conference and crying how tall women have a biological advantage over me.

What we are witnessing in England is a mixture of a far-right racist riot, pogrom and terrorist insurgency. It has been whipped up by our media and political elites for decades. Some of those decrying this horror played their part in making it happen.

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We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

The double standards are off the scale, and give you an idea of what power really thinks. My column on why racist rioters get shorter sentences than peaceful environmental protesters. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

If every single person who drowned at sea this year while crossing dangerous routes was humanised in the same way a tech billionaire and his family has been, you would know the names of more than 800 people. You would know because their stories would be told with empathy & care.

Is it embarrassing for EE that 5G coverage, reliability, and performance is better when roaming in Ireland than it is on the home network in the UK?