have told many people about this neighborhood cat who fought both my dogs at once and won. finally got a pic that captures its tremendously sinister aura

evening sir, im Detective Remington Rizzler, this is my colleague, Detective D. Rake Gyatterson, we’re investigating some L crimes that bussed down on this block hella days ago, near the corner of Yodie Lane and Blinkerton. Will you answer a few questions for me and my slime?

Bald guy returning the imaginary arrow with such style and grace. Barclays is back, baby!

Aliens if you’re reading this I will do alien treason with you. Let’s get this bread. I will be your #1 earth man. You know where to reach me

You.. crossed.. my.. BOUNDARY!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room*

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even

I would way rather teenagers think every older person that tries to get with them has nefarious intentions than for them to think older adults always have their best interest at heart when pursuing them. Sorry

this is not AI. I made this. WITH MY VOICE

Addressing this rumor

That's why he uses magic, dumbass

The House of Faberge made 52 'Imperial' eggs as Easter gifts for Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II to give to their wives and moms. 46 of these survive. I will rank all 46 Imperial Faberge eggs.

There is not a thing in the world you could do to convince me to read this article

it's here to finally kill me

you will not regret clicking on the picture

you people are all going to die