Future me when the blue-haired zoomer intern reports me to HR for not using ze/zir pronouns:

Damn that’s honestly way more than I thought

Guys stop! They were just going to nanny a child! Stop running interference on heroes!

Critical canine theory

It’s racist if you don’t like pit bulls lol

I don’t know, I’m worried he’s trying to force congress to show their hand.

I wonder if he’s trying to escalate tensions and bring things to a head by inciting/angering the same lobby that got congress to ban TikTok, to take action against Twitter.

Maybe he’s doing it to…

Honestly the fact they’ve been asking him to reinstate Fuentes for a year and he just now up and decided to reinstate him when tensions are literally highest, is suspicious as hell.

Oh come on, there ain’t no way they thought that would fly under the radar. Are you joking?

I’m not even mad they did it, I’m more mad they thought they’d get away with it 😭💀

The way he said “steak frites” and looked into the camera, let me know that he’s the one getting bent over tonight.

I was once asked if I was in fedsoc unprompted so I doubt it lmao

Your spouse posting a video of you online in an attempt to shame your behavior is grounds for divorce