lord pls take away all my suffering and give it to my bestfriend’s ex

well thats stupid.

Rempe outscoring Ovechkin is easily the funniest outcome of this series.

'he gave up his body on that play'

do you know who else gave up his body for the forgiveness of our sins?

get your fucking ass up and go to karaoke it seems like no one wants to go to karaoke these days

Something noble about the Caps making the playoffs by accident and losing immediately. They're straight up with you: they don't want to do this

charlie lindgren is better than me bc my sore loser ass would’ve skated right past my brother

i really wish i didn’t see this bc i will unfortunately be doing it all summer

This is the most relatable photo dump sequence I’ve ever seen in my life

The sluttiest thing a man can do is walk 500 miles & then immediately proceed to walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

Jinkx Monsoon & Monét X Change made HERstory with their Designing Women spoken word lipsync 😮‍💨 i'm OBSESSED.

'liked your story' how about u like your girl instead :/

Vivien, by Alex Katz , 2015, 📸 via fraser ramon

“encampments and occupations will not be tolerated”
Well, you’ve certainly made your job much harder with that foolishly categorical statement, Université d'Ottawa | University of Ottawa admin. Good luck.

congratulations to everyone who’s hockey team are being successful in the postseason but that should be me and i Will be a miserable bitch about it

nike messaging to the public: these clothes were simply too high tech for these lunkheads. they aren't ready for the next era of innovation we're bringing with our MoistureZone™ fibers

nike messaging to the players' union: we're sorry we switched to the Great Value pant zippers

they fucked up and gave me aux. i’m playing one time by justin bieber