girl annihilates 4 margaritas in apparent murder-suicide

i'm wisconsin sober (an alcoholic)

writing letters to my husband in prison. that’s my guantanamo bae

i’m donating my swag to science

pov ur my 3rd redbull of the day

i want a divorcie

babe whats wrong you’ve barely touched your 11th miller high life

how’s my form

smoke all ur weed so you can grow big and strong sweetie

today is the one day a year that all weed crimes are legal

Sometimes I get hungry for the Uncle Buck pancake

found my coffee

adjusted my glasses cause they were too low and this girl said “i’ve always wanted glasses so i could do that” and i said what and she said “this” and pretended to adjust her fake glasses

i would be such a good victim

if that’s ur zaza then why am i smoking it

horror movie night?

omg a customer asked for a chocolate cake with drizzle around but i accidentally made a chocolate cake with jizz all around

welcome back OJ

have u seen that video 2 beers 1 cig