I’m a KOF

I used to think Mo Bamba was one of those songs that could make any situation feel cool. Until this moment.

Imagine being the guy who onboards the billionth person to the blockchain. Do balloons fall from the ceilings and a big Publishers Clearinghouse style check show up?

It's gonna be Maye 🎤

Can’t believe Stripe invested in a crypto feature after seeing all the naughty memecoins the sewer rats were trading.

This is my new favorite rucking song

me in figma creating new half-cooked ui elements out of thin air to add to my already half-cooked mocks

the only thing that could cure the timeline for everyone would be bitcoin pumping really hard and everything else dumping or crabbing. this would give the memecoiners hope, and the wealthy crypto nobles a nod that they still got it.

people looking at crypto social and being like 'we leverage the moats of social to onboard the next billion people' sound really noble but it's actually kind of exploitive and I think users see through it.

airbnb photos vs. the actual house

its me and this 3.76 sol against the world rn

every time i see someone creating a digital twin of themselves i think about how much i really don't want some digital representation to outlive me and haunt anyone i leave behind who i love.

When you haven’t watered the plants in a few days and the voice creeps into your head saying “The plants are going to die if you don’t water them” and you say “I know. There’s literally nothing I can do.”

I can’t believe people are still debating the minutiae of memecoins. The fucking dog is wif a hat. It’s kind of funny and you can trade and talk about it on the internet all day long with friends or complete strangers. What’s not to get?

always a LOL, never a KOL

ChatGPT, screenshot this image in my head

zuck needs to grow the beard rn

I don't like the term web3 but generally know what people mean when they talk about it. And when they talk about it like it's some distinct, different place on the web it really bugs me which makes me hate the term even more.

Working on my PhD, “Unified Memecoin Theory in Four Dimensional Space”.

Every day my dog is asleep in my office when the walker knocks on the door and she tries to jump up on all fours suddenly but for 5 seconds she slips all over in one place like a looney tunes character on an oil slick.