The original version of Twitter blue (before Elon bought this website) was $2 a month and it gave you the option to proofread your tweets after hitting the post button. The amount of typos I didn’t have in those few months were worth the $10 or so in total I spent.

Me attempted to compliment my friend’s pet turtle: Damn, lil bro is shelled up!

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Any nation that’s attacked by America and/or Israel has the right to defend itself. Fuck a country, my loyalty lies with humanity.

Mea Culpa? No YOU a culpa!!

On Saturday we post cat/ TODAY IS BISCUIT’S 1ST BIRTHDAY/ Gravy would also like some attention

What do you take to stay sober?

Speak for yourSELF

Standup about that time I really messed up in a bar bathroom

The brand is strong

The brand is strong

Me if cat

crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate

Just was looking through old photos and found a video from a house party I threw in 2015. There were two different friends at that party who have since passed, seeing them pop up was surreal.