One reason why I love her so much is that the song that made her a star is about being so unbearably in love that sitting around watching your boyfriend play War of Warcraft is a profound experience

The continued lack of public restrooms in Chicago is baffling.

How are the bathrooms at North Ave Beach not open today???

i should be the upstairs neighbor. i should be the one spilling marbles. it should be me up there

i told my boyfriend i eat hamdogs all the time and he was like oh is this some midwestern thing

bet that feels soooo good for the tortoise shell

i feel FOMO but the logistics of going to Coachella would probably age me 20 years so it’s fine

just when i think this day can't get any worse my boyfriend shows me a youtube video

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

Sir, a second ice cold and refreshing patio beer has hit the table

I’m smoking cigarettes you’ve never heard of in alleys you’ve never been to

crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate

why are men so self conscious about their height ? there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about, for example, the lack of emotional intelligence.

“The time will pass anyway” sticks with me

Illinois people be like:

L I N C O L N B I O

Are we really on the brink of a second pandemic in the middle of an ongoing unchecked pandemic and stuck with a “choice” between the two old white guys who got us here, or is this just another one of my vivid nightmares?

Bird flu has been detected in some birds found in New York City parks and green spaces.

Health officials are growing more concerned about the disease and warn New Yorkers to keep their distance from wildlife. cbsnews.com/newyork/news/b…

love when my b*ss airs out his w*rk frustrations to me and says “i don’t know why i’m telling you this” after he lets some inside intel slip like sorry king i have an aura about me that makes people wanna queen out, your natural defenses are slipping