Things found on my kitchen floor—

The fact that my selfies get the fewest likes on all my social platforms is a thing I need to accept 😂

So, the young cat (Dolly) got in my lap.

Then along comes old man Feldman who decidedly ignores her presence and just settles ON TOP of her.

Because cats.

It’s fitting that Danny Masterson is having his freedom and life taken away from him forcibly, without his consent.

I’m pretty sure this forehead can handle bangs because that’s what’s happening in a couple weeks.

Gale Weathers be damned.

My sinuses this morning —

🚨 Emergency.

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I don’t want to write this. It’s everything I have feared would happen over the past 11 months and it’s here.

I just paid the very last cent I have to our hotel. That’s not even the biggest issue. THIS is. 1/

I do not care for evening allergies.

Me: We should watch the trailer for the new Exorcist movie.

Husband: The Nexorcist.

I’m sorry, but this is 💯 Feldman’s coolest look.

#oneperfectshot