Drum roll. Get ready for the political equivalent of Batman vs Superman. With just as high stakes. And just as high production values. (And a slightly better plot.)
It’s… Count Binface vs MP Rosie Holt!
Rosie Holt

I just got interviewed by Evan Davis on the BBC. Frost/Nixon, eat your heart out. Evan Davis @bbcpm
#BindependenceDay #LondonMayorElections

Just the most brilliant political interview I have heard! Should he not win outright, I am forward to Count Binface becoming Deputy Mayor and introducing the Night Mayor on Elm Street! 😂
Well done to Evan Davis for his insightful questioning 👍

Just been interviewed by Evan Davis for BBC Radio 4 PM. I offered him a hundred million quid for 1% equity in my party. See what he said sometime after 5pm on BBC Radio 4. If they keep that bit in. #BindependenceDay

You to me are everything, o London. #BindependenceDay

Laura knows.

START THE COUNT.

A good politician builds bridges. Or at least renames them.

“I’m doing so much to hold back from saying I’m going to vote for Count Binface.” Rory Stewart

“Count Binface is quite an operator.” ALASTAIR CAMPBELL

“Well, Britain does need someone who can do operations.”
Count Binface

The Rest Is Politics

Just took my 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for Count Binface?” A cheer went up from waiting voters #LondonMayor #binforthewin #BindependenceDay

For me, democracy is the galactic equivalent of when a human stumbles upon a branch of Wimpy. You know it’s seen better days, you’re kinda surprised it’s still going, but deep down you still fancy a bite. It’s a wonderful thing. Enjoy!

Bollards for Binface

.Count Binface going large for
#BindepenceDay
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LONDON: remember they’ve changed the voting system. This time you only get ONE choice for mayor. So choose wisely. (And basically don’t pick any of the racists.)

“In the last mayoral elections I voted for Alexey Navalny. Today I voted for Count Binface. I want to live in a world where they both won.”
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IT’S HAPPENING.

YES. Roll up, Tories! You all know your candidate is useless. Whoever she is. Give Ceefax your protest vote. #BindependenceDay

🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner