A turkish man invented the steam engine 200 years before the industrial revolution but he only made it to spin döner

'What do you mean he's fit to work?'

The year is 2028 and it turns out the company put in charge of this new initiative was a major Tory donor, the company registered in a tax haven and they were only doing it so they could harvest and sell personal data.

'Just to be clear, according to friends he only got locked in a room and took £6,500 off a pensioner at 3 in the morning to pay the bad people once.'

'Would you like water with or without gas sir?'

Live scenes from 1922 committee.

The reporters Name......

It’s 3.15 AM and I’ve been locked in a flat by Bad Men demanding £6,500 in ransom

I've had an idea for a Cluedo spin-off game called Nudo, where you have to try and guess the Tory scandal.
Eg, It was Mr M, in the sex dungeon, with the rent boy.

Feels like a good day to share this again

'At least you can defraud someone of 6,500 shekels to be released, you lucky bastard.'

Wouldn't be complete without the Venn Diagram would it?

'Is it true you once got a Tory MP drunk?'

She should have just rung a pensioner at 3am to ransom her way out of it.

OQ OQ Colin the Dachshund
We laugh about it now, and we'll laugh about it in the future too, but my God, she's quick at turning a book the right way up😁

Is 'accidentally poking someone with your flagpole' a euphemism?

Draw me like one of your French pandas..🐼😍

'This one is a mystery challenge Mark. Avoid the 'bad people' otherwise it's an automatic lock in.'

'This one is a mystery challenge Mark. Avoid the 'bad people' otherwise it's an automatic lock in.'