Glad you’re having a lovely time while Jewish schools are having to shut, Gary. Not hearing so many echoes of 1930s Germany now, are you?

'yeah they asked me if I wanted to play on Friday but I said I was too busy running the country'

'yeah they asked me if I wanted to play on Friday but I said I was too busy running the country'

🎶 oh yes sir
I'm a yimby
gonna build on your back lawn 🎶

starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX

Well played Daily Star

A sandpit, you've invented a sandpit

'for my next trick, I'm going to do what Owen Jones couldn't and make Keir Starmer disappear in 3.....2.....1'

Little does he know, but Keir has now been subject to a Lib Dem enchantment which means that single transferable vote in multi member constituencies is going to be in the Labour manifesto whether he means to or not…

A hall of fame community note

Get one for the socialist in your life

'why thank you I would love a bacon sandwich' (pic via iNHouse

Nothing about owls #smdh

Labour’s new campaign leaflets - ready to be posted through doors

‘Missions’ condensed to make it more digestible

Note final point about it being fully funded - probs the most important bullet

Parents when it’s the kids’ bath time.

Adam Smith Institute has high praise for Starmer...

“Keir Starmer put forward a serious, innovation-focused, positive vision for the country

“It is also refreshing to hear him speak about the vital reforms that our public services need”