They're crossing into greek myth territory. The gods will design ironic punishments for them

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

Is this just the opposition party always thinking things are bad when the other guy is in power or what

People only post stuff like 'It's bad to kill innocent people' for online clout. Only I, an independent thinker, have the courage to post that it's actually fine to do that

Just dropped a bomb on an apartment building because I hate the guy in 4A. Hope nobody else was hurt

Bunch of people on here saying it's fine to slap your kids if they can't be reasoned with verbally. Buddy if that's the standard I have bad news for many of you

'The voters are too stupid to appreciate Joe Biden's accomplishments' ok but it's still his job to figure out how to win in those circumstances, or is he running on the hope that people become less stupid before november

some of yall afraid to be corny but i was born on the cob

Millennials are 'quiet breathing' on company time, often inhaling AND exhaling at the office

Cars should be smaller but they also need to accelerate slower. We must transition from Vroom Vroom to Meep Meep. The prospect of this makes the carbrained individual completely insane, which is another good reason to do it

Listen up morons: things could be worse. I know what you're thinking...could they be better? No, and merely asking that question makes the worse things more likely

IHOP is now AIHOP. We put AI in the pancakes

Just invented a great product that people love. I will now spend the rest of my life tinkering with it until it sucks

Why do you assume it's invalid to 'Make stuff up' during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity

One of the best things about NBA basketball is how easy it is to tell which teams are Good and Evil

I don't understand why consumers are spending irresponsibly, they're encouraged to do so at every turn and the very existence of our fake ass economy depends on it

The sign says 'Stop' not 'Stop then go' I will remain here until I receive further instructions