Lord Frost is the gift that keeps on giving. In his Telegraph column tonight he argues we need to rethink the Irish border problem more carefully. That was literally his job

I think it’s Nadine with her fingers in her ears singing la la la

Well that was embarrassing Tottenham Hotspur

Supporting Spurs is a punishment beating these days

Outbreak of electile dysfunction sends Westminster into performance mode theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Commons seems to have adjourned at 3,33 this afternoon. Nice work life balance

Er… Rwanda can’t be that much of a deterrent if you can pay someone £3K to go there voluntarily

Vanity. All is Vanity

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Er... remind me who has been in government for last 14 years

Foreign care worker visas have fallen by 25%. Presumably the govt thinks this is good news that there are even fewer people filling jobs in social care

Richard Madeley asking Keir Starmer about shoplifting on GMB. Awkward

Sunak to speak at an event on importance of press freedom. Perhaps he will explain why he goes out of his way to prevent sketchwriters coming to all his events

Compared with Westminster, Humza Yousaf left in style

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I make that about seven and a half Liz Trusses for Humza Yousaf

Over the last year too many people who are dear to me have been diagnosed with cancer.
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Looks like the surprise round up of refugees for deportation will be less of a surprise now

Correction. Hopelessly behind at the break

Spurs can’t defend. Spurs can’t score. But Spurs are quite good at passing back in midfield. Looking for the positives

This is a new low even for Spurs. Just embarrassing. Gutless Tottenham Hotspur

This is going to be a long afternoon