it’s a little confusing to see white people donning keffiyahs as a signal of leftist commitment when doing that a few years ago would’ve gotten you cancelled for cultural appropriation by the same leftists

She packed like 3,000 calories for his day. And I assume he ate before work and eats when he gets home. That's a diabetes house.

If you think that both parties are identical after the last 15 years of politics, you may be so politically naive that it’s hopeless.

You mean slug bug??

Twitter is significantly more buggy, the bots are TERRIBLE, having blue checkmarks as the first reply is a S-Tier level shitty choice. You now have straight up naked women photos in your notifications. It’s so much worse.

“What the hell have I done?”

Okay well first off, Portugal isn't real, so

I feel for her. People who want a healthy romantic partnership should be able to find happiness.

The Iraq war wouldn’t have happened if Gore won. Roe would not have been overturned if Hillary had won. You all just care more about your very boring political identities than about the sum total of human suffering. It’s stupid and disgusting and I judge you

Pat Mahomes would not be elite on any other NFL team. He and Reid are the magic elixir together.

If you're over 35 and have never had a major shift in your thinking about a serious topic, you're just living in an comfortable dome of confirmation bias. The ability to change your mind requires intelligence, humility, and a willingness to grow as a person.

Changing your mind after learning new/better information is how it's supposed to work. Going years, decades, without changing your mind is not a point of pride. There is 0% chance you've been 100% right. You're just arrogant and unwilling to entertain new information.

...these movies are ass. A year ago Barbie and Oppenheimer were doing insane numbers. It's just a bad year for movies due to that meaningless strike.

Goes all the way back to 2004 to make the Seahawks relevant

The next logical step for Greg Abbott is to make lynching legal in Texas.

This place will always be Twitter.

Even after the malignant narcissist drives it into a grave because he's a giant manbaby.

Missouri’s unelected AG, Andrew Bailey, is using taxpayer dollars to defend 3 loser MO Senators who publicly defamed a Kansas man, falsely accusing him of being an illegal immigrant & the Chief’s Super Bowl rally shooter-which led to death threats.

But this crosses the line🖕🏻