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Keaton Patti

@KeatonPatti

I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader.

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1 year ago

I'm not sure what's more surprising, that the Cheesecake Factory menu is on Goodreads, or that it's rated way higher than The Great Gatsby.

I'm not sure what's more surprising, that the Cheesecake Factory menu is on Goodreads, or that it's rated way higher than The Great Gatsby.
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