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Keaton Patti

@KeatonPatti

I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader.

๐Ÿ‘‡Check out my bot book!

calendar_today23-01-2012 20:19:35

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