I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed

[to the tune of drunk in love]

not Ma having an album in my camera roll

when the prisoners go wild

reasons why I’m single

YOUR MAMA: [yapping in the backseat]

BRUCE:

when I said Amy Sherman Palladino hates you

Here’s how The Whale can still win tonight

this pic of bruce springsteen is wild

“If the spice doesn’t flow in you then nothing flows in you” - Spicestro

scientologist obama be like uhh let me go clear

This happened to me with THIS movie

TIRED: sex playlist

WIRED:

filling out the wedding invite

New this is fine dog dropped

My most boomer take is that we need more shit like this on TV.