Buckley Carlson is just Francis Buxton after he's had his bath

if you think this is medieval let me tell you about the electoral college

no better way to experience a movie than walking into it without a clue what it's about. impossible to do these days. I envy these people.

first time I saw The Exorcist was an edited for television version in the early 80's. the moment Regan's eyes rolled back I tapped out

to explain the Liz Truss tenure in terms Americans can understand, two of Herschel Walker's kids lasted longer than her

love printing on canvas. these are both 30x60, they come framed and ready to hang in your living room or dojo. if interested go to my website and DM me.
makes a great holiday gift, but they take awhile to create and ship so order early.
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(in David Attenborough's voice) 'Once a year watermelons by the thousands take the long arduous journey downstream but only a lucky few will be chosen by Gallagher.'

if you think this is bad I hear Olivia Wilde used VR as a deus ex machina

Print Lab Day and just in time for Halloween it's spooky roof cat in 16x20.
prints available here: MattOswaltPhoto.com

clearly you've never tried my ambrosia

Happiest of happy's to the wonderful Michael McKean (sorry about the Dodgers)

why can't Kanye behave like a dignified Kardashian ex and just OD in a whorehouse

for a team that won 111 games that seemed way too easy

I just hope Van Gogh didn't paint that floor

first new suit in years. I challenged Klein Epstein & Parker to make a suit I can wear to The Ivy for lunch and Arby's for dinner. A suit for sipping Dom Perignon while lounging in a bean bag chair. A suit that says yes, this guy fucks and has a season pass to Six Flags
They passed the test

now that Herschel Walker has proven he works for the FBI can everyone just relax and have a cream soda

which do you prefer, red sky or night sky?
I like the red sky yet in the the dark one you can see the empty bus bench under the street light which adds so much to the composition. I'm torn.
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tossing a can of soup on a Van Gogh? does this mean somewhere an activist is cutting off their ear and smearing it all over a Warhol?

sure haunted houses are scary but have you ever tried merging onto the 101 from Highland Ave. and exit on Barham?