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I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist

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when you fly into LAX and your plane makes that big turn to line up with the runway look out the left side and you might see the neon lights of Hines Motel down in Commerce
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when you fly into LAX and your plane makes that big turn to line up with the runway look out the left side and you might see the neon lights of Hines Motel down in Commerce MattOswaltPhoto.com follow me here: instagram.com/mattoswaltva
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was up all night finishing my screenplay just so I could send it out in time for 'Let's touch base after New Years' season

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'Ma and pa said I was plum crazy spending every night out in the barn trying to crossbreed a dairy cow with a bluefin tuna but I reckon' this will change their minds.'

'Ma and pa said I was plum crazy spending every night out in the barn trying to crossbreed a dairy cow with a bluefin tuna but I reckon' this will change their minds.'
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funny incorrect guesses but the right one is legendary Oscar winning cinematographer Russell Boyd (Gallipoli, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Year of Living Dangerously, Master and Commander, White Men Can't Jump, and most impressive of all zero TikTok videos)

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great news, I found one last Liquor Stores & Detours photography book which I'm selling for just $1 million dollars (includes free shipping)
Are you a billionaire who needs to launder some money before the fiscal year ends, now's your chance!

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great news, I found one last Liquor Stores & Detours photography book which I'm selling for just $1 million dollars (includes free shipping) Are you a billionaire who needs to launder some money before the fiscal year ends, now's your chance! #BlackFriday MattOswaltPhoto.com
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great news, I found one last Liquor Stores & Detours photography book which I'm selling for just $1 million dollars (includes free shipping)
Are you a billionaire who needs to launder some money before the fiscal year ends, now's your chance!

MattOswaltPhoto.com

great news, I found one last Liquor Stores & Detours photography book which I'm selling for just $1 million dollars (includes free shipping) Are you a billionaire who needs to launder some money before the fiscal year ends, now's your chance! #BlackFriday MattOswaltPhoto.com
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we spent every Thanksgiving at our grandparents and the best part was the drive home and spotting the spectacular Mormon Church from the freeway because it meant the Central Drive-In Theater was just ahead where on a clear night you could get a glimpse of sleazy 70's porn

we spent every Thanksgiving at our grandparents and the best part was the drive home and spotting the spectacular Mormon Church from the freeway because it meant the Central Drive-In Theater was just ahead where on a clear night you could get a glimpse of sleazy 70's porn
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'We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.' - still my brothers greatest joke, delivered on Thanksgiving Day, 1980, College Park, MD

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