There is not one place in the entire multiverse where building more pipelines is a 'progressive victory' or 'good for the climate'.

half my feed right now is people celebrating that john cena followed them. those who forget taye diggs are doomed to repeat it

I got close

Tonight at the Emmys I watched the following exchange go down:
SOME MAN - “I think we have a friend in common”
LAURA LINNEY - “Oh yeah? Who?”
THE MAN - “Liam Neeson”
Anyway I’m stealing that line

I didn’t even need to look at who this was. Just saw the pic and snorted “Emily Heller !”

Stars have begun to arrive on the #Emmys gold carpet.

Comedian Emily Heller had fun posing for the cameras, turning to reveal she was wearing a 'Kick Me' sign and had paper stuck to her shoe. Follow The Associated Press's live coverage. bit.ly/3Di9vVy

And we’re back with a barn burner! Marcella Arguello⁩ ⁦Andrew Farmer⁩ ⁦Emily Heller Alyssa Limperis⁩ ⁦Lis Smith⁩ - monarchy, Emmys, celeb garden gossip, Trump’s lawyer stops by, we analyze my failures in Ok, Stop - it’s all there crooked.com/podcast/death-…

We had Emily Heller and Lisa Hanawalt on episode 1326 ‘Dr. Oz LITERALLY Stinks, Long Standing Ovation = Bad Movie ?’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Hideo NoHo Jack O'Brien

I just realized my therapist canceled our Friday session last week and now I’m worried she was at Burning Man

Live footage from Buckingham Palace

time for the worm jubilee