You not be liquid enough to pay the 2M debt.
1m in Bonds is giving you 14k which is the only liquid cash you have to pay it.
The goats and bee hives will require atleast 1.5 years to give you consistent income. Hii hesabu umeuma nje.

Roadside declarations without consideration of what an actual 30 floor building requires in terms of infrastructure is insane.

The final round should be best of 3. Ndo ukipigwa upigike

Greenfields
BuruBuru
Savannah
Kaloleni
Old Donholm

Not a single one has flooded.

What do they have in common?

They were planned by the white owners in the 1960's.

Look at new estates planned by niggas.

Ruaka
Kirigiti
Kilimani
Joska
Kamulu
Athi River

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I always wonder what it would take to buy such a Business (KWFT) in its current state, rebrand, restructure, hire the right people and turn it to a profit making juggernaut again.

Us Men who know evil men know that whatever Babu did that night to the DJ is who he really is. His intention was to kill and the guy is just lucky to be alive because it was in public. Otherwise in any other private setting DJ would be dead.

One thing I admire about the female species is the ability to discover new places, and the confidence to go and check it out, eat and experiment 😂
Men don’t have that sense of adventure, we know our restaurant, we know the meal, we know our waiter😂

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Look at how they conduct the Cabinet Meeting? 😂
I hope they have enough lawyers!
It's Mithika Linturi for me 😂😂😂

Boxing too 😭

Did dogs & cats exist in Traditional Kikuyu/Kenya or were they brought by mzungus? Sijawai skia folk tale iko na mbwa au paka. Just Hyenas and other wild & domesticated animals

Who runs this shit company that prints these parking tickets? 90% of the time itakufail if you are trying to pay via mpesa

There's an interesting bill in the National Assembly called The Agricultural Professionals Registration & Licensing Bill, 2024.

The bill provides that:

· One shall not engage in private practise as an agricultural professional unless they are registered by the board that will…

Dem yako anaitwa Imani,
Ndio maana wewe hujiita a man of faith,
Nkikidhani alitoka thika juu her ass is thicker,
Na Masaa ya ngono Ukimuuliza anaishi wapi atasema egypt juu cairo ako ndani yake,
With that said,nipatie hii gari,uendelee kumdrive crazy

I hav seen certain quarters disputing how 29yr old Benson Magondu attained a rank of Major while being a top KAF pilot.

KDF books reveal Benson as an elite KAF pilot. A young man who had everything right in Military Aviation. Had attained the top level training.

Thread...

The 8-4-4 educational curriculum created by Daniel Arap Moi and corrupt clergy was all about winning and cut-throat competition to stay ahead of the pack.

It was better to be number one in a rural single stream school with a D, than number 55 in a township school with an A.…

We are always begging Sakaja Arthur Johnson to do his work. Smh. Simple traffic lights at Kimathi Street/Kenyatta Avenue Junction ameshindwa kufix. Ata garbage bins cbd mzima zimebaki mbili

In 1997, Toyota placed Suction doors, Powered Tailgate & Seats, Massage Seats, and air suspension in this 5-Litre V12 Century. Maigod!

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I wish to string together a thread 🧵 of something toxic many Kenyans - or Africans for that matter - are oblivious about.

It’s about vegetable oils.

So thread may hurt some foodie enthusiasts, pizza, crisps, chips and other fried food aficionados

Here goes……👇🏽

🤣 zayuni quick quick