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Not Bill Walton

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The NBA suspended Draymond Green indefinitely for putting hands on another player. So I guess if he had put hands on an under aged girl instead the NBA would have been fine with it. Right, josh giddey?

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This GOP debate has plenty of super villains on the stage. DeSanits as Homelander, Haley as Stormfront and Vivek as batshit insane Indian Joker. And they are all still scared of an old man named DARK BRANDON

This GOP debate has plenty of super villains on the stage. DeSanits as Homelander, Haley as Stormfront and Vivek as batshit insane Indian Joker. And they are all still scared of an old man named DARK BRANDON
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We all see how James Harden quits on his team in the playoffs. We all see how when he wants off a team, he throws a temper tantrum. So why would any NBA team want to trade for him? As the ever eloquent Kurupt Young Gotti once said, 'Can't Make a Ho a Housewife'.

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Laker fans are literally chanting 'Westbrook' over and over again but Adam Silver's noise cancellation AIB at Crypto is hiding it.

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Jamal Murray is so unconscious right now you would think he was having drinks at Bill Cosby's house at 2am! I AM ENTHRALLED!

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Embiid played like trash and lost, and now Jokic is playing like a Basketball GAWD crushing the helpless Lakers. White people haven't been this happy since Elon Musk gave them the power of the Blue Check!

Embiid played like trash and lost, and now Jokic is playing like a Basketball GAWD crushing the helpless Lakers. White people haven't been this happy since Elon Musk gave them the power of the Blue Check!
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James Harden is the most clutch player of all time when it comes to being unclutch. Like there's nothing I'm more sure of in life than of James Harden giving up in the playoffs. A tradition unlike any other!

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Twitter wants Doc Rivers fired. He has done everything to try to motivate James Harden outside of dying and then rising from the dead and literally controlling James Harden's body like it was an old '90s movie πŸ’€

Twitter wants Doc Rivers fired. He has done everything to try to motivate James Harden outside of dying and then rising from the dead and literally controlling James Harden's body like it was an old '90s movie πŸ’€
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Coach Twitter, please tell me how you would make annual playoff bums stop being annual playoff bums? What is Doc River supposed to do? Turn into a Obi Wan Kenobi hologram and guide James Harden's hands with the force?

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Everyone blaming Doc Rivers for the Sixers losing as if they've never experienced the annual dumpster fire disappearing act of James Harden in the playoffs is absolute peak Twitter.

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Draymond Green could yell in a ref 's face 'that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker' spitting everywhere and the Ref would still give Dennis Schroeder a T and not even look in Dray's direction

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Per NBA rules, any NBA player who enters the stands gets kicked out of the game. Not only did Jokic charge into the fans area, he grabbed something out of a fan's hands and then shoved him. How anyone is defending this obviously disgusting thugged out behavior is beyond me.

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So JJ Redick got pissed at Kendrick Perkins for saying MVP voters were racially motivated re Jokic. But if Embiid had walked off the court, grabbed a ball from a fan and then shoved him, he would have been thrown under the jail. This is the obvious bias Perkins talked about.

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