Did the New York Times write this

Us: Get rid of the Nazis.

X: How about we hide likes so people can conceal how much they like the Nazis?

If God causes natural disasters and DeSantis is a “good Christian” then why does God keep dumping out his bong water on Florida trying to drown it?

It’s weird being child-free later in life and suddenly your best friend gets pregnant with her first kid. Like, I’m happy for you but also, how dare you betray our friendship like this?

The win for me is that people will still be able to access abortion pills via mail until 2026 when the Court kills pills for good.

Or until 2025 if Trump wins and a Republican AG starts enforcing the Comstock Act.

So rather than a W, I will take a TR (temporary reprieve.)

Trump may have a tiny flaccid penis, but his insurrection was huge.

This is dumber than when we were kids and our parents found our bong so we tried to tell them it was a vase or a lamp.

Why do people wear pillow cases to hide their faces at Klan rallies?
Same principle.

Republicans: All women should have babies! Choose life!

(Women with fertility issues try to have babies using IVF)

Republicans: No, not like that.

The only time Republicans aren’t playing the victim is when they’re blaming the victim.