The Volatile Mermaid
@OhNoSheTwitnt
~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
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The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
*I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
@cmclymer
Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLMshauna
@goldengateblond
I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.Stonekettle
@Stonekettle
Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy WhiskeyImani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️
@AngryBlackLady
Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈feminist next door
@emrazz
They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.Tony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski
I drive a Chevy Equinox and my son said when he makes it in the majors, he will buy me a new Equinox. I like sticker autos.Jennifer Gunter
@DrJenGunter
OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸L O L G O P
@LOLGOP
This app funds ░N░A░Z░I░S░ | GIVE: https://t.co/pwbA6WXqJb GO: https://t.co/vm8hgrPPI6 | WHY: Elon can't deal with a trans kidSchooley
@Rschooley
average against the machineMikel Jollett
@Mikel_Jollett
sha la la la la, manMatt Oswalt
@MattOswaltVA
I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonistKashana
@kashanacauley
tv writer. deadly with a butter knife. author of the novel THE SURVIVALISTS 👉🏾 https://t.co/Ui1cbWVzUeLaurie Kilmartin
@anylaurie16
Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / (Conan, Corden, Apple TV) / NYT Best Selling Author / 'Cis Woke Grief Sl*t' available now.Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
@everywhereist
Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. James Beard Award-winning weirdo. Author, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (March 2024). She/Her.Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).Jess Dweck
@TheDweck
Writer for the TV. Bigtime cool person.celia
@_celia_bedelia_
dog mom. “that misogynistic bitch.” ONE OF THE TEN WORST PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE™️ 🇱🇧 🇺🇸Ragnarok Lobster 🐺
@eclecticbrotha
Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.maura quint
@behindyourback
Elon Musk is a piss baby. Rarely checking this account. Follow me at mauraquint on bluesky, insta, tt, etc. Contact: quintmaura@ gmailBlueBonnets
@thebluebonnets
Rock n roll band from Austin, TX featuring @Kathy_Valentine @dominiquediva @evemonsees @kristydrumsJill Lawrence
@JillDLawrence
Opinion writer/editor. Pvs: Politics at USA Today, National Journal, AOL, Daily Beast, AP. Author, 'Art of the Political Deal.' Threads: @jilldlawrenceKate Kelly
@Kate_Kelly_Esq
Constitutional equality enthusiast. 📜 Lesbian with exceptional taste. 🌮Abortion pills forever. 💊💊 Host @ordequality 🎧 Board @AlicePaulInstit 🤓Tweets mine.Linwood Barclay
@linwood_barclay
Crime novelist, ex-columnist, former trailer park operatorAna Marie Cox
@anamariecox
Anti-Nazi.Caitlin Durante
@caitlindurante
comedian. writer. story analyst. co-host of @BechdelCast Black Trans Lives Matter she/theyjamie loftus 🌭
@jamieloftusHELP
free palestineMuppet History
@HistoryMuppet
FAN PAGE dedicated to continuing the spirit and silliness of Jim Henson! Curated and Operated by @HalfHearted_JG Business: [email protected]Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸
@NickKnudsenUS
Executive Director @DemCastUSA 🇺🇸 Writing: @HuffPost. Democracy is neat. We have a lot of work to do. #DemCastPete Dominick
@PeteDominick
Stand-up comedian, host of Stand Up with Pete Dominick pod. Father of 2 daughters, former Daily Show, Colbert Report Fluffer. Now at Last Week TonightNed Pyle
@NerdPyle
Principal PM. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from SMB, SR, SMS, DFSR, & AD. Or not. I'm me, not my employer. Be anti-racistTim O'Brien
@TimOBrien
Senior Executive Editor, @Opinion. Political Analyst, @MSNBC. Priors: New York Times, Wall Street Journal. Author: “TrumpNation.”Lauren Owens
@ChefLaurenOwens
•Personal in-home Chef• Local Veggie Lover •FinTwit’s Fave Chef •Consultant @DukeFarmsfdnHal Corley
@Halcyon270
Writer.Andy Ostroy
@AndyOstroy
Proud democrat. Patriot. Writer. Filmmaker/producer (ADRIENNE, HBOMax). Podcaster. Non-profit founder supporting women filmmakers. Drummer. Biker. Candy man.Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)Lala11_7
@Lala11_7
Peek & Peck #Kamala2028 #KHive #HillaryClintonNancyPelosisDem 🏳️🌈💙🏳️🌈💙🏳️🌈💙🏳️🌈Pam Grier Ph.D
@PamGrier
Interests: history, economics, veterinary science, music,film, art and philosophy. Plato believed women should be leaders. Love Mom's peach cobbler and yoga.Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt
Extremely online internet gremlin & comedy content creator 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Bluesky & TikTok 🦝 https://t.co/JbrOVGHJgp ✨Melissa Joan Hart
@MelissaJoanHart
You may know me as Clarissa or Sabrina or Mel from Melissa& Joey, but my 3 boys Mason, Brady & Tucker call me Mommy! Thats my favorite role yet!Chris Brennan
@ByChrisBrennan
National columnist for @USAToday, covering people, power and politics in the 2024 election. Tell me a story: [email protected]Texas Paul Schroder
@Paultx890
Patriot. Democrat. Liberal. Political Commentator. Political Consultant.Dylan Brody
@dylanbrody
playwright, author, humorist. writers' workshop - https://t.co/7Ip30ke9pj Check out the new WIP PATREON https://t.co/EAIJHEWlDoJodi Picoult (updates only)
@jodipicoult
author/mom/Wonder Woman/Queen of the North She/her/hersMatthew Chapman
@fawfulfan
Game programmer, reporter @RawStory, author, elections nerd, devoted husband. Proudly on the spectrum. All opinions are my own.David Avallone
@DAvallone
Freelancer. Writer TV/Comics/Stories. The Devil doesn't need Advocates right now: he’s hired a crisis pr firm. He/him. Also on BlueSky. See Linktree for more.Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse
•America’s Stepdad•@jortscenterpod•alt @wapplehouse•Kirsty Webeck 🦈
@KirstyWebeck
Comedian • Actor • 📣 2024 tour on sale now, “I’ll Be The Judge Of That.” 🎟️ MELBOURNE 🎟️ SYDNEY 🎟️ BRISBANE 🎟️ HOBART 🎟️ PERTH + more. Tickets ⤵️Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻
@UROCKlive1
Democracy is the way. Truth & justice matter. Give Ukraine the weapons to win! I thought we'd be better than this by now. #VoteBlue #NAFO Fellas FanAlex גדעון בן װעלװל
@JewishWonk
Columnist @JDForward. U.S. Foreign Policy and Jewish communal concerns. Bylines in @TheAtlantic, @WashingtonPost, @TabletMag. All bad takes are mine alone.Jim Stewartson, Counterinsurgent 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙
@jimstewartson
Emmy-winning creative technologist being sued by Q aka Mike Flynn. @RadicalizedPod co-host. Mastodon: https://t.co/ycc97UuQAu, Threads: @jimstewartsonOG Blue Check Billy Procida
@TheBillyProcida
Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Sometimes Hot Guy • Old School Blue CheckJen Winston
@jenerous
director of social @lyft / author of GREEDY, a Lambda Literary Award Finalist 📚 / she & they pronouns / opinions my own, sorry!!!Reproductive Freedom for All
@reproforall
Formerly NARAL Pro-Choice America. Reproductive Freedom for All is our demand, our mission, and our vision for the future. 🤳 Text VOTER to 59791Keri Blakinger
@keribla
Reporter: @latimes. Priors: @marshallproj @HoustonChron @NYDailyNews. Author: Corrections in Ink. Journalist, felon. (I promise I don't bite)Adam Hunter
@AdamComedian
I'm on a mission to make the world a better place through laughterDjango Gold
@django
comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link belowWagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸
@wagatwe
Award-winning antirape activist. theorist & educator. She/hers https://t.co/xzCO3z3hqPMonet STAFF ME BABY ONE MORE TIME Hurst-Mendoza
@MonetSimone
tiny writer of plays + tv • she/her • Past: #SVU • troublemaker @thekilroys13 • Likes: Thai food, feminist prose + angry girl music of the indie rock persuasionDina Meyer
@DinaMeyer
https://t.co/vAUgm2ox15 https://t.co/0FuSmcJkbl https://t.co/NxAhwRMYmq https://t.co/oCCft89CqqThree Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman
Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)Sonya Olds Som (she/her/hers) 🖖🏾☔️
@SonyaOldsSom
ExecSearch @DivSearch. RecoveredAttorney. @AWMuseum @GirlsIncChicago Boards. @KCollege @CornellLaw Alum. Wife/Mom/Nerd. @StarTrek follows me! #Prince4Ever💜☔️Ricky Davila
@TheRickyDavila
Singer-Songwriter. Foodie. Political junkie. 🇺🇸🇵🇷🏳️🌈 You can find my music here: https://t.co/RhaMdhtOkpJohn Ales AF™️
@IAmJohnAles
A swarthy, sinister, yet likable villain. Dr.Fitzgibbons - PAINKILLER EuphoriaHBO Free Tacos #EndCitizensUnited #GirlDadEvan Hurst
@EvanHurst
Managing editor @Wonkette. @evanhurst at the other place with the blue skies. Bless your heart.Eric Feigl-Ding
@DrEricDing
Epidemiologist & health economist. Whistleblower. Faculty @NECSI. Fmr 16 years @Harvard. Early warnings: https://t.co/eNp7gjyhC0Stephanie Miller
@StephMillerShow
Host of The Stephanie Miller Show. Monday-Friday 6-9AM PT/9-12PM ET. @SXMProgress 127, @FreeSpeechTV / https://t.co/5uBT88jmCa, IHeartRadio, Progressive Voices, TuneIn.Will Graham
@WillWGraham
Showrunner/writer/director, A League Of Their Own, Daisy Jones and The Six, Mozart In The Jungle, others. Queer, non-binary and proud. He/They.Jody Hamilton
@fromthebunkerjr
Show Runner for @StephMillerShow and one of the Goth Ninjas Thursdays on @bobcesca_goKathy Valentine
@Kathy_Valentine
Musician & Writer '21 RRHOF inductee. Memoir 'All I Ever Wanted' Substack: https://t.co/irj0jRy7S4 & @ https://t.co/plG3iCefPw