If a 10-year-old girl walked into a pharmacy and asked for a morning after pill they would call the police because if a 10-year-old is pregnant that means she was raped. Also where would she get the $50? How would she even know about the morning after pill when she’s fucking TEN?

How about you keep my people’s name out of your filthy mouth, you human swastika.

Sen. Rick Scott: 'When Trump left office, the border was secure, the economy was great, and we weren't at war.' (In reality the unemployment rate was over 6 percent, 80k Americans were dying each month from covid, and we were still at war in Afghanistan.)

I love how Ann Coulter’s Twitter bio just says “author” like how I’d imagine Hitler’s would just say “painter”.

I miss satire.

Sure RFK Jr. had a dead worm in his brain, but Kristi Noem has a dead dog in her gravel. (I’m never going to let this go)

I feel like the HOOHA act should be about protecting reproductive rights, not home appliances.

You’re never going to believe what her husband got fired for doing.

Stormy Daniels spilled details about the alleged Trump affair. How will they spin this one? Maybe, 'Wow, Biden's so old he still believes in the sanctity of marriage, what a loser!'

My column on a tawdry day:

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