If laughter is the best medicine, Laurence Fox having to pay £180,000 in libel damages will surely rid the entire nation of illness.
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Just watched recording of Dead Ringers - brilliant first episode of the new series. Great performances from Jon Culshaw Jan Ravens Duncan Wisbey lewis macleod and Jess Robinson. Don't miss it, Friday night Radio 4.

I can't understand why everyone is calling me a pint-sized loser.
#PintSizedLoser

If laughter is the best medicine, Laurence Fox having to pay £180,000 in libel damages will surely rid the entire nation of illness.
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I can't understand why everyone is calling me a pint-sized loser.
#PintSizedLoser

Can you guess which one of these seagulls is a Tory?

I wish Ryanair had been able to provide flights to Rwanda like their CEO wanted, as the thought of being forced to take a Ryanair flight would be much more of a deterrent than just being deported.
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We are going to fund the £75bn defence spending by cutting the civil service to pre-Brexit levels. We are confident that the mountains of bureaucracy that Brexit created will magically disappear.

To be honest, it's easy to promise to spend £75bn on defence when you know you'll be sunning yourself in California when the money has to be found.

Suella was right about these hate marches. I'm sure she'll be condemning this any time now...

There is blood on the streets of London today, caused by a group of patriots dragging their knuckles along the tarmac during a St George’s Day march.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WATCH: Makes you proud to be English this St. George's Day - it's the return of the #RealDailyBriefing .

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What's got three heads, no heart and a shit load of money?

What the Rwanda Bill delivers:
-£500m+ bill for taxpayers
-performative cruelty for political gain
-breaking international law
-denying basic human rights to desperate people
-dog whistle to the worst dregs of society
-making people ashamed to be British
#RwandaNotInMyName

Enjoying a drinks party in the Commons tonight, where Tory MPs are having a good laugh about voting to send desperate people to Rwanda, even if they are Afghans who served with the military.

Yes, sending people to Rwanda will cost £400m, plus hundreds of new staff, courts, judges, airfields and planes, but we will pay for it by cutting benefits to sick, disabled and unemployed people.

We aren’t ready.

We have no plan.

No flights will take off.

In an unprecedented act of philanthropy, Thames Water have agreed to increase bills by only 40% instead of 56%.
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Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservative Party, but to prove that he is still a true Tory at heart, he will continue to claim his full salary until the general election.

Chris Packham reacts to Matt Hancock on behalf of the entire nation.
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