Im in Vegas for f1 this weekend and currently gambling with Vegas Matt on his live if you wanna watch! twitch.tv/thevegasmatt

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got a Burger King chicken fry lodged in my anus

i am explosively diarrheaing

the Detroit red wings are back

playing don’t scream: twitch.tv/poofesure

fnaf 4: twitch.tv/poofesure

woke up and my ass is sore 🤔

apparently my channel just hit 700,000,000 views 😳

dude, the red wings are really fucking good

how many mcchickens do i order at 11am

BRUH MCDONALDS BREAKFAST GOED TO 11AM WTF IF YOU WANT BRESKFAST GET UP EARLIER I WANT GODDAMN LUNCH McDonald's

i NEEED a fucking mcchicken

they should do all day lunch instead of breakfast

i want a mcchicken so bad rn but it’s only 9am

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hmmmm Taco Bell is still open 🤔🤔🤔

five nights at my asshole

insta saw it first but i met the legend John Daly today

i want a chicken McNugget right about now

eat my ass