This was the front page of UNC-Chapel Hill's Daily Tar Heel.

No student, no parent, and no American should have to send texts like these to their loved ones as they hide from a shooter.

I'll continue to do all I can to reduce gun violence and call on Congress to do the same.

Climate change says hello with a knock on your window in the strangest of ways...

So Mercedes Schlapp... I take it you consider penis pummeling cool with Christians and their family values.
VERY PROGRESSIVE OF YOU!

Watching Gio Benitez react to Lara Spencer saying, 'I'm going to do the quickest pump and dump you've ever seen!' during a segment on tennis was the best way to start my day on the way out the door to work.
#IfYouKnowYouKnow

Oh, we can go there…
Let’s talk about the content of your character Kev. Then we can move to the racist & insurrection supporting members of your House Republicans….

Throw Donna From The Train is the movie pitch.

You sound nervous Kevin…

Five years ago today Dylan Wilcox married this goofy guy wearing Autobot socks and a Captain America tie bar.

I got so lucky finding someone who loves me for who I am and I love him just as much!

Well I have every right to say you are full of shit and well and truly fucked six ways from Sunday.

He literally surrendered himself to have his latest headshot taken…

Is Ron DeSantis still on the debate stage?

The last thing I remember was him trying to bully a student (that was on tape and couldn't fight back) about climate change...

This is the worst guest lineup for Hollywood Squares I have ever seen!

If you chose 'Woke' as your word in the #GOPDebate drinking game that is on you (and your liver or what's left of it after tonight).

Coup around and find out...
#Prigozhin

I had falling out of a 6th story window on my Yevgeny Prigozhin on my bingo card... I guess I didn't win the betting pool.

Does Donny still want to get in his plane and fly to Russia for a 'Full Putin' welcome?
bbc.com/news/world-eur…

Wait? An ALBUM?
What the hell is going on since I left Stephanie Miller a month ago?

Call Gov. Asa Hutchinson weak if he does this dance Nicolle Wallace & David Jolly!

I don’t care if it’s insulting, he’s weak if he won’t flat out say he won’t vote for trump. Call him weak & entire @gop party will hear it & he’s done.

Pathetic and weak is what Asa is.

Sure Don…

Make sure that gold domed suite isn’t on the 5th floor… nasty things happen in 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 when you’re on the 5th floor or higher…

And I’m sure Sweet Daddy Vlad would be over your shit in less than an hour.

PS, Donald Trump Jr. & Eric Trump check on your dad.

I do want to say, from breakfast to dinner, the BoneCox household is crushing #Hurriquake !

Full credit to Dylan Wilcox for executing my ideas. ❤️