Perhaps these damp pieces of motel carpet should stick to what they are experts in… buffoonery, egomaniacal shenanigans, & general asshattery

Zombiepfizered Nicole Trauma Llama 👻🦇🎃APRN, CNS URO-Gyn changed my 97yo moms life three years ago after SIXTY YEARS of this BS after an obstetrician mangled her. Botox FTW in her case - so glad you got care and YES - I didn't know this specialty was a thing.

I am home, napped six hours on the couch, & absolutely inhaled spaghetti & meatballs

My surgeon hooked me up w/a multimodal pain regimen cuz she’s a badass

Sore, but ok

And LlamaBF™️ & LlamaKid ™️ are taking the best care of me ❤️

Friends, there are options out there for you

Blood pressure ≠ tissue perfusion

Blood pressure ≠ tissue perfusion

Blood pressure ≠ tissue perfusion

Blood pressure ≠ tissue perfusion

Blood pressure ≠ tissue perfusion

Tissue perfusion markers are better prognosticators of outcomes to include mortality & morbidity

The ED charge nurse called up to thank me for taking a patient out of their resus bay immediately after they called because they were about to get slammed. No problem, my friend! That’s what we’re here for. ICU🫶ED

Zombiepfizered Nicole Trauma Llama 👻🦇🎃APRN, CNS Pelvic floor dysfunction is not discussed enough!

I desperately need a Muppets Pride and Prejudice

Zombiepfizered Nicole Trauma Llama 👻🦇🎃APRN, CNS Just saw your tweet - Hope everything went well !! ❤️❤️

Friend had similar issues after 3 deliveries and also had surgery.

Women shouldn't suffer in silence but instead describe to their doc how life-altering their symptoms are.

Med Students and Gen Surg Residents who have rotated on Cardiac Surgery 🫀: What resources did you use to prepare for the OR?

I’m curious to see what people use, the quality of it, and what recourses you would have liked to use but aren’t available (yet).

I am alive!!!

Bro mitered those corners like the charge nurse was comin'...
#OldNurseThings

Let’s goooo

Happy HallowThankMas from your favorite snack ❤️❤️❤️

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your pepper jack-o’-lantern

If only those drug dealers putting expensive drugs into candy could selectively include the ones that patients actually need but were denied prior authorization by the insurance companies, the real ghouls out there.

Things that are actually dangerous for children:
1. Trampolines
2. Monkey bars
3. Any body of water deep enough to drown in
4. Four wheelers/ATV’s
5. Riding a bike without a helmet
6. Being a passenger in a car
7. Being around adults who are smoking
8. Cars

Zombiepfizered Nicole Trauma Llama 👻🦇🎃APRN, CNS Christoweengiving, where we bob for turkeys and go door to door in our ugliest sweaters asking for cookies and milk

Please RT even if you can’t help.

I can’t support this little family alone like I have been. It started snowing today so it’s stressing me out that the baby has no winter clothes.

The Nightmare Before Christmas is: