Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

Israel defended itself on October 7th, and perhaps a few days after that.

Right now, Netanyahu's regime is destroying any credibility that Israel had on the world stage.

Nasty Yahoo has done more to harm Israel than Hamas could dream of doing.

Brilliant.

Also parody - in case you hadn't noticed the diversity.

Amazing how often academics who should know better resort to hurling insults when it comes to discussing current affairs.

But that's academics for you, ego over truth - every time. They're human too.

Brilliant, sums up the weird views of some about London in a nutshell:

Anther two murders in the London Borough of Walford over Christmas.

I blame Khan

Dark parody ... love it.

First they robbed Len Pen in France, then they robbed Trump in the USA, then Bolsanaro in Brazil.
Now Nigel was robbed of the Celebrity title on ITV.
Make no mistake he was robbed 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Vote Nigel!

It says so on the side of the bus, and he is desperate to win.

Take pity on him - he has never managed to win a seat in Parliament, the least you can do is vote for him in a TV show!

The Onion never misses.

Hector Trisolaran Of course—it should be part of a future Palestinian state, inhabited by Palestinians.

Hector Trisolaran @GobbyBurns Laurence Fox Hey Hector, we can shoot the breeze...have a beer, have a chat...

Are you feeling a bit mental? Obviously, I wouldn't want to socialise that mess...

...i would like to connect though...

Hector Trisolaran @GobbyBurns Laurence Fox Hey Hector!

Iain Dale, 'I think Labour's position on immigration is an absolute disgrace.. The three of us on this panel have all explained what the benefits of immigration are.. Do you ever hear a politician, from right or left, extolling the virtues of immigration?'

'And you have the…

Looking at likes on Twitter to judge support for a politician is like deciding it's raining outside because the shower is on.

He's not so much in an echo chamber, as in a shower cubicle.

London is probably the best city on earth to be from a minority. I know - I lived there for 15 years. It’s an extraordinary achievement of toleration and solidarity that has been built over centuries.

The idea it’s unsafe for minorities, rather than being literally one of the…

NEW: The Papua New Guinea Courier's UK correspondent reflects on the significance of Poppy Day.

Two types of people:

1. Those who know when bin day is. They plan for it. They anticipate it. They look forward to it. The bin is out the night before.

2. Those who know it’s bin day when they hear the bin lorry.

Somehow the universe sees that they marry each other.

What’s allowed on Armistice Day:
Sports
Pubs & Restaurants
Shopping
Comedy clubs
Cinemas
Concerts
Holidays
TV
Music
Theatre
Laughing

What they want to ban:
March for an armistice

I am a huge supporter of charities that combat homelessness. Vote Count Binface and I will turn royal palaces into shelters for the homeless and refugees. Nobody should ever have to sleep rough in a city full of gigantic empty palaces.
Oh and Suella, Bin Day is coming…