Next time you have to explain to your boss that you've passed on your colleagues phone numbers to a blackmailer or fiddled £5k from petty cash to escape a Grindr orgy just say 'But Angela Rayner!'

The dissonance of believing that this is both amazing and terrifying ...

Morning,

I appear to have woken up locked in a flat by some bad people.

Please send me £5000* as a matter of life and death.

(I'll pay you back from the Mayoral campaign fund)

*Crypto accepted

If Brexit is so good why do it's inventors keep delaying it?

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New Pride Palace Pier print ready for Artists Open Houses

Went to see this sci-fi gem last night on the big screen thanks to will jewell for the ticket and White Wall Cinema for the big screen

Come along and say 'Hello', have a look at my work (and bring a credit card)

Prints, cards and a nice brick wall.

🧵of some of my prints 1/

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I have completely misappropriated this quote from James O'Brien today - and will use it until he issues a cease and desist order.

'Trumpton Bonkers, but Brilliant'

I imagine Lord Ashcroft and the Daily Mail will be investigating ...

New 'Night and Day' series of prints ordered for Artists Open Houses in May.

aoh.org.uk/house/may2024/…

I'm busy preparing for my first Artist Open House in May.

Make a note in your diary.

Artists Open Houses

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This man is weird

'you stand accused of 65 years unpaid wages to rest of the Scooby gang and 2 counts of grabbing by the pussy'

The Trumpton Publishing Company is pleased to announce Liz Truss 's new book.

Trumpton Liz Truss Corrected it for you.

I endorse this

'We demand Freedom of Movement in Europe for Grifters'

I have completely misappropriated this quote from James O'Brien today - and will use it until he issues a cease and desist order.

'Trumpton Bonkers, but Brilliant'

'We demand Freedom of Movement in Europe for Grifters'

The Trumpton Publishing Company is pleased to announce Liz Truss 's new book.