'Did you loudly ask what the turkey’s pronouns were, then smirk into your Modelo?'
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It’s important that you know.
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I watched a bit of a super popular comedian’s Netflix special, expecting it to be some fresh stuff because he’s a guy in his late 20’s, but his OPENER was a domestic violence joke so 80’s misogyny humor is still king I guess.

- Cialis in Chains

- Supergramp

- A-Ha I Just Remembered Why I Walked into the Living Room
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So happy that SCOTUS has their first ever code of ethics. Now they’re caught up to the Girl Scouts.

The HB 1 voucher would give wealthy parents currently sending their 3 kids to St. Mark's $31,500/yr of OUR tax dollars.

That's the median annual income of a blue-collar working Texan.

That's $$$ out of YOUR wallet at the expense of OUR students in public schools. #txlege #txed

AUSTIN! What are you doing Sunday 11/12 at 11:45am?? You are coming to see me and Wendi Aarons on a Texas Book Festival panel called 'Grief & Growth: Memoirs on Major Life Changes.' Fun will be had texasbookfestival.org/festival-sched…

To Elmo from Austin, with love.

MAINE DOES NOT:

Require background checks on all gun sales
Have a red flag law
Prevent domestic abusers from accessing guns
Ban assault weapons
Limit magazine capacity
Require concealed carry permits
Restrict open carry
Have a waiting period

SAVE THE DATE! I'll be on a Texas Book Festival panel w Wendi Aarons November 12 at 11:45am it's FREE!! Come say hi

“I’m not going to say anything about the Israel situation because I’m not Jewish.” You’re also not an animated ocean dweller, Jennifer, but that didn’t stop you from mouthing off about The Little Mermaid.

I received a serious email from the director of the FBI, but I have my doubts that it's legitimate because it was sent by Christopher A. Wray Wray.

Hi, welcome to Austin.

No, the weather here isn't this nice all the time.

Please don't move here, we don't have enough water for u #atxwx #txwx

guess I'm having brains for dinner

'When you need to make sure your home looks as dumpy as the public you’re apologizing to.' By Wendi Aarons & Gila Pfeffer (as in ‘Hava Nagila’) thebelladonnacomedy.com/at-cover-your-…

FUTURES' President and Founder, Esta Soler, writes on the Violence Against Women Act, now 29 years old.

Since VAWA, domestic violence against women in the U.S. declined by 60+%. But we have more work to do.

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It's #BannedBooksWeek , and the perfect week to read this on Timothy McSweeney. And to also pay more fucking attention to school board elections.
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'An 18th-century fountain’s old recirculated pasta water probably tastes better than Dasani, but what the hell.' open.substack.com/pub/wendiaaron…

'This groundbreaking hardcover book will appeal to many, including white Christian straight men, their white Christian straight wives, and all white Christian straight children before they develop critical thinking skills.'
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