Holy shit, this is the biggest hip flask I've ever seen

Good morning from the void. She hopes you slept well, free from the screams of a million dying galaxies.

Lads, I've been rumbled

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I am fucking dead 🤣😜😂🤪

he did it

Jack Monroe has done a lot of admirable work, but if you’re an anti-poverty campaigner, you can’t brag about dining with millionaire execs and fawn over the royals and expect not to be criticised. The inequality those people represent is why poverty exists in the first place!

- are you wanking?
- absolutely not! i’m relaxing.
- well perhaps you could clean the blobs of relaxation off the wall when you’ve finished…?

Jede Kilowattstunde zählt.

Hot water bottle at my feet ✅

Snoozy cats ✅

Large mug of Lady Grey ✅

Biscuits and Toffifees ✅

Perfect sunday afternoon

Pool puppies!

Wie geil ist das denn bitte?! Kaufen! Kaufen! Kaufen! 😎

This is the tomb of Rudolph Nureyev, the great Russian dancer. The grave was designed to look like a carpet, but it's made entirely of bronze and glass.

it’s always #LetWomenSpeak from the TERF crowd until those women happen to be supportive of trans rights