[using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

The Emperor's New Groove

Log Cabin xkcd.com/2891

Do you know how the X app first came into being? It was Twitter once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of app.

It’s me

interviewer: 'can you explain this gap on your resume?'

me:

jrr tolkien: I write literally every kind of character
jrrt: this is Beren, he's a wifeguy
jrrt: Tom Bombadil, a total mystery but he's also a wifeguy
jrrt: Treebeard, former wifeguy
jrrt: Samwise Gamgee, future wifeguy
jrrt:...
jrrt: Turin Turambar, wifeguy gone terribly wrong

#CriticalRole #Critters

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I feel an amazing disturbance on the internet, as if every starcraft fan simultaneously jumped for joy and screamed 'fuck yeah'

A piece of lore in my world is that a town named Agris was swallowed by a lake, and some people who escaped went north of the lake, some went south. But they both named their new town 'Agris.' They both refuse to change it. There are just two Agrises—& they hate each other. 1/3

Favorite villains in games. Infested Kerrigan - Starcraft Brood War, Seran - Mass Effect 1, Genichiro Ashina - Sekiro, Kreya - KotOR2

I've got this weird idea that in an age where so much of our entertainment is just corporations buying up stories we grew up with and recycling and regurgitating them, getting behind the GM screen and inventing a universe at the table is like a revolutionary act.

YOU SEE IF YOU TAKE THE INFINITE SET OF POSITIVE INTERGERS, AND COMPARE IT TO THE SET OF ALL INTEGERS. THEYRE ACTUALLY THE SAME SIZE BECAUSE EVERY MEMBER OF EACH SET CAN BE MATCHED ONE TO ONE TO EACH OTHER. THIS IS A SIZE OF INFINITY THAT IS COUNTABLE. THERES ALSO 'BIGGER' INFINI

so i haven't read dune but my understanding is that the bene gesserit is basically the milf illuminati

I will put anything tasty-looking in my mouth and they KNOW that.

ashley I’m so sorry for initiating the chain of events that lead to sam creating these, I can’t believe this is my contribution to critical role #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Elden Ring is fun because after surviving a shattered dying world abandoned by grace it's nice to unwind by playing a video game