Locking myself in the supply closet until my coworkers stop discussing young sheldon

Fallout 4 is my favorite mad max game about blade runner

if i met walton goggins i would thank him for being called that

'I'll let you know' - me about to disappear for 10 years

inspector ratchet Now that's what I call a W-2 (a double win!)

Great news everyone!
I am ready to snap at the most minor inconvenience

doing my taxes tomorrow to avoid the crowds

inspector ratchet You were elected mayor of Melbourne in absentia

Right now I'm running on 87 minutes of sleep and a pack of gum

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

i should quit twitter and locate my children

Just delivered 72 wings to a single guy in a studio apartment

I’m just gonna say it, Chilis tortilla chips taste like fried divorce papers.

The internet is a very curious place, let me just tell you that

Corvid 19